Siamese twins walk into a pub in New York and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the barkeeper, "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Bud Lites please."
The barkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holidays yet, gentlemen?", he inquires.
"Off to England next month", says John. "We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.
"Ah, England!" says the barkeeper. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap", says John. "Hot Dogs and good old American beers. That's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why do you keep going to England?", asks the barkeeper.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."