What do David Frum and Levi Johnston Have in Common?

1. Both hail from north of the 49th Parallel.
2. Both dislike Sarah Palin.
3. Both are desperate to attract media attention.
4. Nothing either says seems relevant to anyone.
5. Neither can get more than $25K posing for PlayGirl.

Directions from Women vs. Directions from Men

My mom insisted we go to an amazing bakery called "Union Bakery", which she was referred to by her friend, Stephanie. I googled the name but there was no such establishment in Vancouver.

So she obtained directions from Stephanie, which are shown at the top. I shook my head when I saw these and exclaimed, "This could only come from a woman!"

We eventually did find the place. It's not a bakery but a little corner store run by a Portuguese family and is called "Union Market". For contrast purposes, I rewrote the directions!

Incidentally, the bread there is delicious!!

Obama Self-Portrait

Amateur Hour at the White House

Jennifer Rubin reports.

The Rocket Scientists at Berkeley! LOL

Everything is Now Racist!

The Almighty Iggy

Even though Michael Ignatieff had nothing to do with the recent confidence test passing, in his own mind he was still very much there.

Awkward Family Photos

We all have them ... odd family photos from years past. Here's a site that celebrates them!!

A Summer 2009 Election Song

Roy Green was just discussing the possibility of Michael Ignatieff calling a summer election come Monday. This inspired me to write the starting lyrics for a song:

Iggy, Iggy, have you lost your mind?
You've now put us all in a terrible bind.
Are you sure you carefully did the math?
Cause now you're going to face our mighty wrath!

Away from our barbecues we're forced to go.
To the many beaches we will not show.
We're aware of our civic duty that we must do
But it surely will not be to vote for you!

Female Village People?

A friend of mine just got back from the Philippines. Don't you think this photo of her and assorted others reminds you of what a most All Girl Village People group might look like?

Dennis Miller on the O'Reilly Factor

"Some people like their M&M's plain and some like them with nuts!" LOL

Quote of the Day

"I encourage all people on the Environmental Left, who protest endlessly, to get a half-life!"

Dennis Miller - June 4, 2009

Quote of the Day

"Liberals . . . creating a Canada without your consent since 1968."

Posted by: kursk at May 27, 2009 11:56 AM

It's in reference to this pretty shocking arrogance from Michael Ignatieff:

E-mail Received from a Friend

In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from

Tulsa Junior College .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant

standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed

distressed, so Joe approached it very carefully. He got down on one

knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood

deeply embedded in it As carefully and as gently as he could, Joe

worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly

put down its foot.

The elephant turned to Joe, and with a rather curious look on its

face, stared at him for several tense moments. Joe stood frozen,

thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant

trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Joe never forgot that

elephant or the events of that day.

Thirty years later, Joe was walking through the Tulsa Zoo with His

family.

As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned

and walked over to near where Joe and his Family were standing. The

large bull elephant stared at Joe, lifted its front foot off the

ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then

trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1972, Joe could not help wondering if

this was the same elephant. Joe summoned up his courage, climbed

over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right

up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted

again, wrapped its trunk around one of Joe's legs and slammed him

against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories

Pushin' the NY Times Agenda

Mark Steyn is so hilarious. Here's how his latest piece begins:

I was in one of those hotels where they give you The New York Times whether you want it or not. And, even if you leave it in the corridor, the maid brings it into the room and places it invitingly on the table. And, even though you ignore it, you call down for a pot of tea and the room service guy moves it to put the tray down and then drapes the paper slightly over the edge between the cup and the single flower in the mini-vase as though posed for a “Still Life of Afternoon Tea with New York Times” that fetches $1.6 million at Sotheby’s. And at that point, fearing the next stage would be when I slid into bed to be awakened 20 minutes later by the hooker from the lobby curled up on the adjoining pillow and reading Frank Rich into my ear, I gave in and opened up the paper.

As to the article at hand, is not what Steyn describes in Maryland, somewhat familiar to the strange world that has become Toronto?

The New Obamanation Auto

Reall Life Twitter

Barack Obama Celebrity Roast

This fictionalized account of a future celebrity roast for El Messiah is written by one of the funniest satirists on the Internet. Here's a snippet [supposedly] coming from Queen Elizabeth:

Thanks for that swell intro, Shecky. By the way, I know how much you love our infidel nuclear technology, but we've got another 1940's invention you should really check out. It's called deodorant.

(rimshot)

Listen folks, I know you came here expecting me to start hurling some tasteless insults at Barack Obama. But, seriously, I just can't bring myself to do it. Barack is almost like another son to me.

(audience: awwwww)

Yeah, another jug eared idiot with a hard-on for horsefaced women. Barack was in London a couple weeks ago and rang me up, asked if he could drop by for tea. So he comes in, and I'm thinking, whoa -- those Yanks have really stepped up their space program, he's brought along a real live Klingon. Turns out it was his wife.

(rimshot)

Yep. Then, oh Jesus, in she starts with all the hugging. And I'm like, fer chrissake, somebody hand Lieutenant Worf a planet Earth protocol guide. Then Barack pops off and says, "hey Your Majesty, I brought a gift." Okay, I'm thinking, car company? Banking system? National Park? Then I open the box. It's an iPod. A fucking iPod. Preloaded with Barack's easy listening speech hits.

(stares at Obama amid nervous laughter)

Yeah, way to cement that special relationship, dumbfuck. Jesus Christ, was Wal Mart sold out of Sham Wows? Oh yeah, that iPod is going in the vault with the crown jewels. Right next to that sack of DVDs you bought for Gordy Brown.

Gitmo's Jerk House

How To Change Canada's Foreign Policy in 6 Easy Steps!

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Update: This is WELL WORTH a listen (beginning at 7:00).