Barack Obama Celebrity Roast

This fictionalized account of a future celebrity roast for El Messiah is written by one of the funniest satirists on the Internet. Here's a snippet [supposedly] coming from Queen Elizabeth:

Thanks for that swell intro, Shecky. By the way, I know how much you love our infidel nuclear technology, but we've got another 1940's invention you should really check out. It's called deodorant.

(rimshot)

Listen folks, I know you came here expecting me to start hurling some tasteless insults at Barack Obama. But, seriously, I just can't bring myself to do it. Barack is almost like another son to me.

(audience: awwwww)

Yeah, another jug eared idiot with a hard-on for horsefaced women. Barack was in London a couple weeks ago and rang me up, asked if he could drop by for tea. So he comes in, and I'm thinking, whoa -- those Yanks have really stepped up their space program, he's brought along a real live Klingon. Turns out it was his wife.

(rimshot)

Yep. Then, oh Jesus, in she starts with all the hugging. And I'm like, fer chrissake, somebody hand Lieutenant Worf a planet Earth protocol guide. Then Barack pops off and says, "hey Your Majesty, I brought a gift." Okay, I'm thinking, car company? Banking system? National Park? Then I open the box. It's an iPod. A fucking iPod. Preloaded with Barack's easy listening speech hits.

(stares at Obama amid nervous laughter)

Yeah, way to cement that special relationship, dumbfuck. Jesus Christ, was Wal Mart sold out of Sham Wows? Oh yeah, that iPod is going in the vault with the crown jewels. Right next to that sack of DVDs you bought for Gordy Brown.

Monte Solberg Mocks the Liberal Convention

This is absolutely hilarious!

CHRC: Rudolph vs. Santa

The Globe & Mail has published an hilarious satire on what would happen if Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer were to take his "case" in front of one of the 11 "Human Rights" commissions in Canada.

Incidentally, if you're not Canadian or are just not familiar with the atrocious behaviour of our assorted "Human Rights" commissions, then here's a sampling of what they've been up to.

Dennis Miller on Fire!!!

The Forbidden SNL Skit

Very interesting things going on behind the scenes at NBC. It appears that a certain Saturday Night Live skit hit a little too close to the heart of the Democrat Party and the Gestapo ... I mean the Obama Campaign demanded it be pulled from the NBC website. You can read the full transcript here though.

If Obama gets elected, I fully expect that free speech will get clamped down on, not directly but in very insidious ways.

Hockey Moms Against Sarah Palin :-)

Some female comedians decided to mock those on the Radical Left for the ridiculous smears against Sarah Palin. This is hilarious:

Canada Veers into the Monty Python Twilight Zone

In Halifax, Nova Scotia a Caucasian woman who has converted to Fundamentalist Islam has brought a newspaper in front of the province's "Human Rights" Commission for publishing this cartoon: You can read more about this ridiculous case on Ezra Levant's blog.

It saddens me to see that a judicial body on the other side of Canuckistan is just as preposterous as the one in my province.

A commenter on Levant's article referred readers to this Monty Python sketch:
I challenge anyone to provide a cogent argument that Canada hasn't become more absurd than the satire of Monty Python.

Incidentally, please realize that if a new comedy troupe were to do that comedy sketch anew, they would almost certainly be brought in front of one or more HRCs across this once great land. And yet, the employees and supporters of the HRCs have absolutely convinced themselves that they are the ones "on the side of the angels". How sad.

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