Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Mark Twain Quotations

If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress . . .
But then I repeat myself.

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class . . . save Congress.

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