Sunday, December 07, 2008

Dealing with 4 Year-Olds

Laugh of the Day: Put yourself into the mind of New Brunswick Liberal.

  • "If looks could kill and people could really stare daggers I would have been killed at least a dozen times over."

  • "Despite being a Canadian (it says so on my passport), I was not welcome at the so-called 'Rally for Canada'...I was told to leave several times."

  • "The conservatives have no intelligent response to the proposed Liberal/NDP/Bloc coalition, preferring to respond by way of rhetoric and hyperbole"


My Question: Do pro-Coalition supporters mostly consist of 4 year-old boys? Seriously, do they???

A Paraphrased Facsimile: "Mommy, Mommy, that Conservative, he, he looked at me and his eyes were like lasers and if I didn't jump out of the way then I would have died, or been really, really hurt. Then he took his toque off and all kinds of Tribbles started coming out of the top of his head - hundreds & millions of them. They pushed me into a corner and started trying to squish me. But I quickly blew a big bubble with the gum I had and it floated me away until I could safely land back in Kumbaya-Land with you, Mommy. Could you please call Uncle Stephane and get him to tell that mean Conservative not to hate me?"

2 comments:

RedShoesBigTiara said...

Wow. You just referenced Tribbles in your blog. That is the coolest thing I've read all day. Kudos!

Pelalusa said...

I wanted to see if anyone would pick up on the Tribbles comment!