Sunday, December 07, 2008

Dealing with 4 Year-Olds

Laugh of the Day: Put yourself into the mind of New Brunswick Liberal.

  • "If looks could kill and people could really stare daggers I would have been killed at least a dozen times over."

  • "Despite being a Canadian (it says so on my passport), I was not welcome at the so-called 'Rally for Canada'...I was told to leave several times."

  • "The conservatives have no intelligent response to the proposed Liberal/NDP/Bloc coalition, preferring to respond by way of rhetoric and hyperbole"

My Question: Do pro-Coalition supporters mostly consist of 4 year-old boys? Seriously, do they???

A Paraphrased Facsimile: "Mommy, Mommy, that Conservative, he, he looked at me and his eyes were like lasers and if I didn't jump out of the way then I would have died, or been really, really hurt. Then he took his toque off and all kinds of Tribbles started coming out of the top of his head - hundreds & millions of them. They pushed me into a corner and started trying to squish me. But I quickly blew a big bubble with the gum I had and it floated me away until I could safely land back in Kumbaya-Land with you, Mommy. Could you please call Uncle Stephane and get him to tell that mean Conservative not to hate me?"


RedShoesBigTiara said...

Wow. You just referenced Tribbles in your blog. That is the coolest thing I've read all day. Kudos!

Pelalusa said...

I wanted to see if anyone would pick up on the Tribbles comment!