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Jack Layton is the perfect politician for Canadians. He's frequently in the news and always has lots to say, but rarely ever says anything of any substance. Like I said, just want most Canadians really like.

Today he had a much publicized press conference, where he was reportedly going to make a big announcement. But true to character, he said absolutely nothing of importance ... though it took him many words to say it!

This got me thinking about headlines that should be written about this toothless wonder:

• Jack Layton, The Boy Who Cried Wolf
• Poor Old Jack, He Keeps Shooting Blanks
• Reefer Madness 2 - Watch Jack Layton Blowing Smoke
• Scientists Flock to Ottawa - Investigating How Jack Layton Can Produce So Much Hot Air
• Jack Layton Wins Annual Award From Moral Relativists Society of Canada