Thursday, December 08, 2005

Can A Canadian Politician Get ANY More Cynical?

Newsflash: Liberals announce new policy to ban handguns.

I thought I knew everything about the Canadian electorate but today I learned something new. I've long known that the strong doses of Liberal Kool-Aid given out to the electorate, especially in the Greater Toronto area, have had a significant mind numbing effect, especially in the Logic & Reasoning section of the brain. But what I've realized today is that it must effect any memories older than say 6 weeks ago.

For today's announcement is a typical Liberal policy: Lots of big words at a fancy press op. Unfortunately they mean absolutely nothing! Any person who doesn't see us going down exactly the same path as the absolutely useless Gun Registry should either be pitied for being born with an abysmally low IQ or should be driven by their loved ones to the near drug rehabilitation clinic; just tell them it's not heroine they're addicted to but LKA (Liberal Kool-Aid) they're consuming in large doses. Damage is probably permanent but perhaps one day a cure will be found.

I will cry next week when the polls from Ontario report back that popularity for the Liberals has gone up because of this announcement. Citizens of that province should be renamed Con-tarioans because they so clearly love to be conned!

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