Comedic Gem from Mark Steyn

Mark Steyn often uses self-deprecating humour to describe himself as a "demography bore". He's actually one of the wittiest political pundits around today.

While guest hosting Rush Limbaugh's show earlier today, he said (paraphasing):

Sudan is a very strange country. On the one hand many people there use modern technology like cel phones. On the other hand, a while back a rumour spread like wildfire amongst the population that if a Sudanese man shook the hand of a foreigner then within days the man's private parts would shrivel up and fall off.

Now I have a lot of sympathy for these men of Sudan because I pretty much had the same experience when I shook Hillary Clinton's hand.