Modern Day Journalism: What's Real?

When you can't tell the difference between a National Enquirer headline and one from the mainstream media then you know that journalism has reached a new low.

I have two immediate solutions which would partly correct the situation:

1. Every journalist who is identified by a random sampling of voters to be in the bag for Obama must wear one of his big campaign buttons on his/her lapel until Nov. 5th.
   
   
2. OR every such identified journalist must take a leave of absence until Nov. 5th and formally go work on Obama's PR campaign team.