And Then There's The Canadian Version, Tim Hortons

And in contrast, here's what Ron James had to say about Tim Hortons [paraphrasing]:

I always love go into Timmy's for a coffee on my long haul journeys. You're greeted by the devilish charms of that Tim Hortons maven behind the counter, Bovine Betty, with her unpretentious country-wide ass. Sporting that sexy hair net, I'm always tempted to say, "Betty, you never fail to get me warm & fuzzy in my secret spot."