I've suggested to a buddy of mine in Texas that he contact the two women shown in the video, asking for a date. This got me thinking ... if one of these women were to post a Personal Ad, what would it say? Here's my first attempt to help these ladies out:
Looking To Dine Out With Progressive Guy
Are you into causes? Well, I'm one ... I mean, I've been focused on one for some time. In the month leading up to the Copenhagen Conference I went on a hunger strike to help save Mother Earth. It's kind of complicated why I did this but I'm sure with all that I did that I convinced a lot of people to join my cause. While it was kind of difficult seeing all those fellow delegates eating 5-star meals morning, noon, & night, I know in their hearts, if not their stomachs, that my brothers & sisters are with me in spirit!
Anyhow, now that the Conference is over, I need to start eating again. I'm a vegan, of course, and expect you to be one too. Since I've lost so much weight & energy, I need to be pushed around in a wheelchair, so you need to be in shape.
I'm open-minded, even if one capitalist pig ex-boyfriend said I'm not. Let's not talk about him though, let's talk about me. I'm open minded as long as you think like I do. So as long as you agree with all of my progressive ideas then I'm sure we'll get along fine.
Normally I'd insist upon splitting all restaurant meals 50/50 but I haven't been working for some time and my daddy cut off my trust fund when he found out what I was doing, so for the first 6 months at least I'll need you to pick up all the bills.
Anyhow, I'm a cute gal and am sure you'll adore me like all my progressive friends do.
Peace and Love and Kumbaya!
Friday, December 11, 2009
Update: This comment is worth repeating: