Monday, December 28, 2009

The Future of Air Travel

I've been listening to Mark Steyn guest hosting Rush Limbaugh's show today.  A female caller named Jessica called up and said, "Why should we just place our hands on our knees for the last hour of every flight?  Instead, let's go all the way where the Obama Administration wants us to: reach way forward, grab our ankles, and assume the position."

You know, this could be combined with Obamacare by having a team of doctors & nurses strolling the aisles, performing cavity checks for "health reasons" on every passenger.

Remember, it's all for your own good!

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