Best Al Gore Pickup Lines
Now that Al Gore is single we've learned that he's also a bit of a perv. As he'll soon be out trolling for women, here's a collection of pickup lines just perfect for him to use:
- Hey baby, even a Global Warming Messiah needs to get a little horizontal refreshment once in a while!
- I know the perfect way you could help me straighten out my hockey stick!
- With catastrophic man-made disaster about to destroy us all any day now, why are we wasting time talking?
- Let me give you the weather forecast up in my room: Hot, Hot, Hot!
- The debate is over, let's fuck!
- Just think, you can tell your grandchildren that you were once with the Man Who Saved the Planet!
- I might be against oil generally, but I've got a special bottle of body oil with your name on it!
- I'm most famous for drawing attention to Global Warming. What most don't realize is that I'm also an expert on localized Body Warming. Want to learn first hand what I mean?!
- I've got an Inconvenient Truth for you: A night with me and no other man will ever be able to satisfy you as well again!
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