Saturday, April 22, 2006

Suri Cruise - Poor Kid!

I just heard that the first photo of the new baby of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will fetch between $3 - $5 Million. Excuse me?!? Does this factoid make you want to vomit as much as it did when I heard it?

Imagine a group of aliens travelling trillions of miles across the universe to visit Planet Earth. And when they report back to Alien HQ what this new species called "humans" had achieved over several thousand years of evolution, the answer would be: "Two vain, mindless actors with a questionable relationship had a baby and this has become the primary topic of conversation amongst many in their civilization." Undoubtedly the response from HQ would be: "Destroy Planet Useless!"

For those of you who haven't heard, the name of this poor kid is "Suri". This provides an extra source of amusement for those of us in Vancouver. There's a suburb here called "Surrey" that has a ... shall we say "less than positive reputation".

God bless all little babies, but only a team of psychologists is going to help lil' Suri achieve any semblance of a normal life.

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