Sunday, October 25, 2009

The Gettysburg Address, Obama Style

A friend of mine recently sent me the full text of the Gettysburg Address. Here it is:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate...we can not consecrate...we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government: of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

I got to thinking, what would be the "equivalent" speech that Obama would give, considering that:

  1. History has no meaning for the Left.
  2. The past deeds & valor of others have no meaning to the Left.
  3. The entire history of America appears to be shameful to Obama.
  4. The prime directive of the Left is Equality ... not of opportunity, but of end results.
  5. Wealth Distribution would have to be in there for good measure.
If you have any suggestions for any/all of the 3 paragraphs, please do share them! I'm trying to get Dennis Miller to run a contest about this. If he does, then I'll submit your ideas, giving full credit to anyone who leaves their actual name.

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