Dumbest Answer Ever

On the way back home today my guests and I stopped in at Tim Hortons for a quick bite to eat. We each decided to get 2 donuts. Danny, from Mexico, had never been to this establishment before so he wasn't at all familiar with their offerings. He sincerely and inquisitively asked, "What's inside the 'Old Fashioned Glazed' donuts?"

The young fellow behind the counter pondered this for a second and then said with equally great sincerity, "Well, they're old fashioned and they're glazed."

Yeah, thanks. So informative an answer!!

Foot in the Mouth Disease

My mom and I were giving Danny a driving tour of Vancouver. We stopped at a Tim Horton's, where I ran in to get a couple of beverages. I knew they had 4 sizes but had forgotten the size of each.

So I walked up to the female cashier and when she asked what I wanted, I [completely innocently] responded, "Yes, what cup sizes do you have?"

I don't know if she sensed the unintentional double-entendre but I blushed profusely!