A buddy in Seattle just sent me this photo, taken last year, of me giving his dog a good belly scratch:
While looking at it I suddenly had a brilliant business idea: A Canine Reiki Clinic! I know not a thing about Reiki but, being in Vancouver, I have little doubt that I could find an endless stream of mindless yuppies with more money than brains. In no time flat they would pay for that Porsche I've always dreamed about!
A quick search just revealed that my expansion plans to Portland, Oregon may be limited. :-(