The Perfect Mobile Device?

I often discuss with a colleague of mine what would be the PERFECT mobile device. He's a businessman and engineer and does a lot of travelling so I very much heed his thoughts on the subject. He just sent me a complete list of his required specs:

• Quad band phone
• Handsfree speakerphone
• Touch screen
• Long life battery and a light travel charger
• Portrait and landscape capable screen
• Windows Mobile Office
• A keyboard that slides out from underneath
• A keyboard of similar quality to a Blackberry
• 1 GHz+ processor
• 1 GB+ RAM
• Plays MP3 files
• Bluetooth and WiFi wireless capability
• Infrared port
• USB port
• SD slot
• 2 MegaPixel+ camera
• Auto e-mail notification like a Blackberry
• Unlimited data and no extra charge long distance package for a reasonable price (say $60 per month)
• 120 grams or less in weight
• All in a 10mm thick package with the screen the same size as the current Pocket PCs